Subject: Fwd: Good Advice
From: [email-masked]
To: [email-masked]
Date: Sun, 23 Sep 2001 11:43:45 -0700 (PDT)

This is from my uncle who lives in Vermont and was sent to my mom.  I thought you might find it entertaining! 
xo 
b.
From: "Ralph F Colin, Jr." <[email-masked]>
To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;@mindspring.com;;;>
Subject:  Good Advice
Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2001 10:19:38 -0400

 

If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel  stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49. If you bought $1000 worth of  Budweiser (the beer, not the
stock)one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded  in the cans for
the nickel deposit, you would have $79. My advice to you is  to start
drinking heavily.