Message-ID: <7702063.1075842814616.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 19 Apr 2001 04:13:00 -0700 (PDT) From: ryan.ruppert@exxonmobil.com To: kdarby@breitburn.com, lauragammell@hotmail.com, eric.gillaspie@enron.com, gerald.nemec@enron.com, judmancony@aol.com, mawalla@earthlink.com Subject: FW: The Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: ryan.ruppert@exxonmobil.com X-To: KDARBY@BREITBURN.COM, lauragammell@hotmail.com, eric.gillaspie@enron.com, gerald.nemec@enron.com, judmancony@aol.com, mawalla@earthlink.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Gerald_Nemec_Dec2000_June2001_2\Notes Folders\Notes inbox X-Origin: NEMEC-G X-FileName: gnemec.nsf This was too good to not pass along...... Ryan F. Ruppert Senior Geologist West Texas Geoscience ExxonMobil Production Co. 396 West Greens Road #603 P.O. Box 4697 Houston, Texas 77067 713.431.1839 Telephone 713.431.1510 Facsimile ryan.ruppert@exxonmobil.com ----- Forwarded by Ryan Ruppert/U-Houston/ExxonMobil on 04/19/01 11:11 AM ----- Rob E Johnston To: Carl R Mazzo/U-Houston/ExxonMobil@xom, Ryan Ruppert/U-Houston/ExxonMobil@xom, Carrie E 04/18/01 08:02 Nolan/U-Houston/ExxonMobil@xom, Mark A Rosin/U-Houston/ExxonMobil@xom AM cc: Subject: FW: The Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy ----- Forwarded by Rob E Johnston/U-Houston/ExxonMobil on 04/18/01 08:01 AM ----- EXT-ESELLERS(A)HATBORO-HORSHAM./Services/Exxon @Exchange1 To: ERIKA L EXT-PARKIN/Services/Exxon@Exchange1, Rob E Johnston/U-Houston/ExxonMobil@xom cc: 04/17/01 12:11 PM Subject: FW: The Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy > ---------- > > > > > > > The Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy Say: > > > > > > > > > > > > 40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. > > > > > > 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. > > > > > > 38. Duct tape won't fix that. > > > > > > 37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family > sedan. > > > > > > 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. > > > > > > 35. We don't keep firearms in this house. > > > > > > 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? > > > > > > 33. You can't feed that to the dog. > > > > > > 32. I thought Graceland was tacky. > > > > > > 31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. > > > > > > 30. Wrestling's fake. > > > > > > 29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? > > > > > > 28. We're vegetarians > > > > > > 27. Do you think my gut is too big? > > > > > > 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and > gravy. > > > > > > 25. Honey, we don't need another dog. > > > > > > 24. Who gives a !@#$ who won the Civil War? > > > > > > 23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. > > > > > > 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. > > > > > > 21. Spittin is such a nasty habit. > > > > > > 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today. > > > > > > 19. Trim the fat off that steak. > > > > > > 18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. > > > > > > 17. The tires on that truck are too big. > > > > > > 16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad. > > > > > > 15. I've got it all on the C: drive. > > > > > > 14. Unsweetened tea tastes better. > > > > > > 13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled? > > > > > > 12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. > > > > > > 11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. > > > > > > 10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. > > > > > > 9. Checkmate. > > > > > > 8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini > > > > > > 7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? > > > > > > 6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. > > > > > > 5. I don't have a favorite college team. > > > > > > 4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. > > > > > > 3. You All. > > > > > > 2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. > > > > > > > > > > > > And, Number ONE is: > > > > > > 1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight. > > > > > > > > > > > >