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Date: Mon, 6 Nov 2000 05:12:00 -0800 (PST)
From: mandy.bowles@email.moore.com
To: gerald.nemec@enron.com
Subject: Fw: Fw: Lawyer Joke
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> >A  lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On
> their
>  >wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still
> >virgin."
> >
> >"What?"  said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
> ten
>  >times?"
> >
> >"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept  telling me how
> great
> >it
> >was  going to be.
> >
> >Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never  really sure how it
was
> >supposed to  function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
> >
> >Husband  #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
> >diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system  up.
> >
> >Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the  order,
he
> >didn't know when he would  be able to deliver.
> >
> >Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood  the basic process but wanted
>  >three
> >years to research,  implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
> >
> >Husband #6 was from  Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how,
> but
> >he wasn't sure  whether it was his job or not.
>  >
> >Husband #7 was in Marketing;  although he had a nice product, he was
never
> >sure how to position it.
>  >
> >Husband #8 was a psychiatrist;  all he ever did was talk about it.
>  >
> >Husband #9 was a gynecologist;  all he did was look at it.
> >
> >Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he  ever did was...God, I miss
him!
>  >
> >But now that I've married you,  I'm really excited!"
> >
> >"Good," said the husband, "but,  why?"
> >
> >"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get  screwed!"
> >
> >
> >
> >
>  >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
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