Message-ID: <2760602.1075861647267.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 26 Nov 2001 13:59:04 -0800 (PST) From: econnors@mail.mainland.cc.tx.us Subject: Divorce Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Eugene Connors X-To: HallamanDM@Aetna.com, jbrikha@altavista.com, car@arininc.com, John.Maines@CNA.com, connors@deer-park.isd.tenet.edu, Parks, Joe , tvalesky@fgcu.edu, erwollam@hotmail.com, MNovak@hydril.com, RomanJH@KellyServices.com, PirtleD@laporte.isd.esc4.net, RCGArk@msn.com, BPirtle@neo.tamu.edu, frank-m1@prodigy.net, gsampson@si.rr.com, chapmanc@staffsource-inc.com, samorajskil@staffsource-inc.com, tsia@swbell.net, LWestcott@TheAACgroup.com, michael.d.mason@worldnet.att.net X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \JPARKS (Non-Privileged)\Parks, Joe\Deleted Items X-Origin: Parks-J X-FileName: JPARKS (Non-Privileged).pst > An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin > your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; > forty-five years of misery is enough." > "Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams. > > "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man said. > > "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, > so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up. > > Frantic, the son calls his sister, and she explodes on the phone, > "Like heck they're getting a divorce, I'll take care of this." > > She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT > getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling > my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a > thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up. > > The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, > "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."