Message-ID: <19872601.1075841375871.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 6 Feb 2002 09:07:36 -0800 (PST) From: parks_kim@da.co.harris.tx.us To: 'allison'@enron.com, joe.parks@enron.com, 'mom'@enron.com Subject: FW: Happy Valentines Day Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Parks, Kim X-To: 'Allison' , Parks, Joe , 'Mom' , 'jgb4171@hotmai.com' X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \ExMerge - Parks, Joe\Deleted Items X-Origin: PARKS-J X-FileName: joe parks 6-26-02.pst -----Original Message----- From: Harris, Margaret Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2002 11:07 AM To: Parks, Kim Subject: FW: Happy Valentines Day Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they > learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day > is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad > at me for giving someone a valentine?" David's father thinks a bit, > then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give > a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," David says. > "Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock. > "Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy > could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to > think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a > little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to > Osama, > he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place > to > tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone > anymore." > His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride. > "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," > David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could > blow the shit out of him >