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Date: Tue, 15 Jan 2002 12:04:45 -0800 (PST)
From: parks_kim@da.co.harris.tx.us
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Some of these are pretty good.
 >
> >
> > * Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
> > bottles of Evian water?  Try spelling Evian backwards.
> >
> > * Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant a lot like making a
> > peeing section in a swimming pool?
> >
> > * OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the
> > Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs,".... what does that make
> > the Tennessee Titans?
> >
> > *If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.......does that mean that one
> > of them enjoys it?
> >
> > * "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
> > Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
> >
> > * Why do we say something is out of whack?  What's a whack?
> >
> > * If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
> >
> > * Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to
> > begin with.
> >
> > * When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two
> > cents in, what happens to the other penny?
> >
> > * Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
> >
> > * Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
> >
> > * If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
> >
> > * I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
> > and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use?  Toothpicks?
> >
> > * Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?  What are
> > we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
> > pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while
> > they
> > delivered the mail? .
> >
> > * Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
> >
>




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