Message-ID: <24094288.1075861284717.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 5 Nov 2001 07:55:28 -0800 (PST) From: debra.perlingiere@enron.com To: genia.fitzgerald@enron.com Subject: RE: Fw: Signs of what's coming Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Perlingiere, Debra X-To: Fitzgerald, Genia X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \DPERLIN (Non-Privileged)\Perlingiere, Debra\Sent Items X-Origin: Perlingiere-D X-FileName: DPERLIN (Non-Privileged).pst Weekend was too short!! Don't come back, stay out as long as you can!!!! It is crazy. Good to hear you are doing well. No news re the men. -----Original Message----- From: Fitzgerald, Genia Sent: Monday, November 05, 2001 9:18 AM To: Perlingiere, Debra Subject: FW: Fw: Signs of what's coming Importance: High Hi, How was your weekend? I think we can relate to some of these below! See you next week. gg Signs of MENOPAUSE > > 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. > 2. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, > he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather > than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him. > 3. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on > them. > 4. Your husband chirps, "Hi honey, I'm home." And you > reply, "Well, if it isn't Ozzie Nelson." > 5. The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate > Cult gives you four hours of decent rest. > 6. You change your underwear after every sneeze. > 7. You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie > troop on a field trip to Chippendales. > > > SIGNS of WEAR > > "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs > and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!" > > "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your > new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. > > "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and > your pacemaker opens the garage door. > > "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out > of your face. > > "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, > just as long as you don't have to go along. > > "OLD" IS WHEN..... When you are cautioned to slow down > by the doctor instead of by the police. > > "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't > need to take any fiber today. > > "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car > in the parking lot. > > "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to > go pee. > > _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at