Message-ID: <1535686.1075854842245.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 26 Jun 2001 08:54:02 -0700 (PDT) From: m..presto@enron.com To: elpresto24@aol.com Subject: FW: This is a good one for the office! Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Presto, Kevin M. X-To: Evelyn L. Presto (E-mail) X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Presto, Kevin M (Non-Privileged)\Presto, Kevin M.\Sent Items X-Origin: Presto-K X-FileName: Presto, Kevin M (Non-Privileged).pst -----Original Message----- From: Fletcher Sturm @ENRON [mailto:IMCEANOTES-Fletcher+20Sturm+20+3Ctrademup+40yahoo+2Ecom+3E+40ENRON@ENRON.com] Sent: Tuesday, June 26, 2001 10:28 AM To: kpresto@enron.com Subject: Fwd: This is a good one for the office! Note: forwarded message attached. Do You Yahoo!? Get personalized email addresses from Yahoo! Mail - only $35 a year!http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ X-Apparently-To: trademup@yahoo.com via web13303.mail.yahoo.com; 26 Jun 2001 08:24:47 -0700 (PDT) Received: from web13006.mail.yahoo.com (216.136.174.16) by mta579.mail.yahoo.com with SMTP; 26 Jun 2001 08:24:47 -0700 (PDT) Message-ID: <20010626152444.6991.qmail@web13006.mail.yahoo.com> Received: from [66.25.28.126] by web13006.mail.yahoo.com; Tue, 26 Jun 2001 08:24:44 PDT Date: Tue, 26 Jun 2001 08:24:44 -0700 (PDT) From: Toni Sturm Subject: This is a good one for the office! To: trademup@yahoo.com MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="0-424238335-993569084=:383" Content-Length: 4817 Note: forwarded message attached. Do You Yahoo!? Get personalized email addresses from Yahoo! Mail - only $35 a year!http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ X-Apparently-To: sturmt@yahoo.com via web13008.mail.yahoo.com; 26 Jun 2001 06:42:46 -0700 (PDT) Received: from imo-d07.mx.aol.com (205.188.157.39) by mta307.mail.yahoo.com with SMTP; 26 Jun 2001 06:42:46 -0700 (PDT) Received: from ELPRESTO24@aol.com by imo-d07.mx.aol.com (mail_out_v30.22.) id i.90.163f06d4 (16342); Tue, 26 Jun 2001 09:42:28 -0400 (EDT) From: ELPRESTO24@aol.com Message-ID: <90.163f06d4.2869eb44@aol.com> Date: Tue, 26 Jun 2001 09:42:28 EDT Subject: PERSIAN RUG To: melony_aggs24@hotmail.com, Mitchaguilera@cs.com, MoniqueATD2@gateway.net, aguilera@cminet.net, ang_hairpin@hotmail.com, NDOMINGUEZ@exclusivemillworkfla.com, dougster@centurytel.net, Btb1961@cs.com, djtjohnsen@ria.net, Cieralisk@aol.com, SHERN2N@aol.com, FlyGir6467@aol.com, PeterRoque@aol.com, Vickersore@aol.com MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="part1_90.163f06d4.2869eb44_boundary" X-Mailer: AOL 6.0 for Windows US sub 10519 Content-Length: 2990 >A woman walks into a shop that sells VERY > > > > > > > > > > > EXPENSIVE PERSIAN RUGS. She looks around and > > > > > > > > > > > spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. > > > > > > > > > > > As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she > > > > > > > > > > > farts loudly. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very embarrassed she looks around > > > > > > > > > > > nervously to see if anyone has noticed her > > > > > > > > > > > little accident and hopes a sales person does > > > > > > > > > > > not pop up right now. As she turns back, there > > > > > > > > > > > standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day > > > > > > Ma'am, how may we help you today?" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this > > > > > > > > > > > rug cost?" He answers, "Lady if you farted > > > > > > > > > > > just touching it, you're gonna shit your pants when > > > > > > > > > > > you hear what the price is."