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John Craig Taylor
06/14/2000 12:05 PM
To: Sandra F Brawner/HOU/ECT@ECT, Andrea Ring/HOU/ECT@ECT, Susan W 
Pereira/HOU/ECT@ECT
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> Subject: Fw: Funny quotes from famous people!!
>

> > > > > Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word
> > > > > meaning to rip out a man's
> > > > > genitals through his wallet.
> > > > > Robin Williams
> > > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > > > > Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I
> > > > > think of it as the only
> > > > > time of the month that I can be myself.
> > > > > Roseanne
> > > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > > > > Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a
> > > > > place.
> > > > > Billy Crystal
> > > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > > > > You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the
> > > > > dog will give you a look
> > > > > that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've
> > > > > thought of that!"
> > > > > Sean Connery
> > > > > ------------------------------------------------------
> > > > > According to a new survey, women say they feel
> > > > > more comfortable
> > > > > undressing in front of men than they do undressing
> > > > > in front of other women.
> > > > > They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
> > > > > course, men are just
> > > > > grateful.
> > > > > Robert De Niro
> > > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > > > > I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I
> > > > > lost it. I don't know
> > > > > when I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But
> > > > > I've seen the boss's job
> > > > > and I don't want it.
> > > > > Bill Cosby
> > > > > ------------------------------------------------------
> > > > > In the last couple of weeks I have seen the
> > > > > ads for the Wonder Bra. Is
> > > > > that really a problem in this country? Men not
> > > > > paying enough attention to
> > > > > women's breasts?
> > > > > Hugh Grant
> > > > > ------------------------------------------------------
> > > > > We have women in the military, but they don't put
> > > > > us in the front lines.
> > > > > They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill. I
> > > > > think we can. All the
> > > > > general has to do is walk over to the women and say,
> > > > > "You see the enemy over
> > > > > there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."
> > > > > Elayne Boosler
> > > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > > > > There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are
> > > > > reporting that many men are
> > > > > having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say
> > > > > they cause severe
> > > > > swelling. So what's the problem?
> > > > > Dustin Hoffman
> > > > > ------------------------------------------------------
> > > > > When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
> > > > > Elizabeth Taylor
> > > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > > > > There's very little advice in men's magazines,
> > > > > because men don't think
> > > > > there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want
> > > > > to learn. Men think, "I
> > > > > know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
> > > > > Jerry Seinfield
> > > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > > > > Instead of getting married again, I'm going to
> > > > > find a woman I don't
> > > > > like and just give her a house.
> > > > > Rod Stewart
> > > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > > > > See, the problem is that God gives men a brain
> > > > > and a penis, and
> > > > > only enough blood to run one at a time.
> > > > > Robin Williams
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >