Message-ID: <12115357.1075857087046.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2001 07:51:00 -0800 (PST) From: andrea.ring@enron.com To: michele.winckowski@enron.com Subject: Fwd: THE CUCKOO CLOCK Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Andrea Ring X-To: Michele Winckowski X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Andrea_Ring_Jun2001\Notes Folders\Sent X-Origin: Ring-A X-FileName: aring.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Andrea Ring/HOU/ECT on 03/29/2001 03:51 PM --------------------------- From: Karen D McIlvoy 03/29/2001 01:10 PM To: ragan.bond@bhlp.com cc: (bcc: Andrea Ring/HOU/ECT) Subject: Fwd: THE CUCKOO CLOCK Subject: The cuckoo clock > > >The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise! > >Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. > >The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! > >She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted. > >