Message-ID: <10602858.1075857087223.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 20 Mar 2001 06:16:00 -0800 (PST) From: andrea.ring@enron.com To: richard.ring@enron.com Subject: (no subject) Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Andrea Ring X-To: Richard Ring X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Andrea_Ring_Jun2001\Notes Folders\Sent X-Origin: Ring-A X-FileName: aring.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Andrea Ring/HOU/ECT on 03/20/2001 02:16 PM --------------------------- From: Karen D McIlvoy 03/20/2001 01:42 PM To: ragan.bond@bhlp.com cc: (bcc: Andrea Ring/HOU/ECT) Subject: (no subject) A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful = parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," = she asked the pet store owner.=20 The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that = this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says = some pretty vulgar stuff."=20 The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird = anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room = and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, = then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."=20 The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's = not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school the = bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."=20 The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh = about the situation. Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came = home from work.=20 The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."