Message-ID: <25087695.1075845286633.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 31 May 2001 08:33:37 -0700 (PDT) From: dpriese@worldnet.att.net To: tim.deanna@enron.com, priese.fred@enron.com, tim.dori@enron.com, hartwig.jack@enron.com, monique.sanchez@enron.com Subject: Fw: Imponderables Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Dennis Priese" @ENRON X-To: DeAnna and Tim , Fred Priese , Dori & Tim , Jack Hartwig , Sanchez, Monique X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Sanchez, Monique\Sanchez, Monique\Deleted Items X-Origin: SANCHEZ-M X-FileName: Sanchez, Monique.pst ----- Original Message ----- From: Winiecki, Earl N (Nick) To: Alexander, Tonya ; Boyd (Buster) Alexander ; Bundgaard, Lance ; Dandridge, Iran ; Diane Zabel ; Fielder, Theresa ; Gribsy, Ron ; Hooper, Virginia ; Jackie ; Jarka, Kathleen ; Jeff Folloder ; Klem, Michael ; Lankford Jr., John ; Litwin, Shellie ; Lovett, Vicki ; MacDougall, Douglas ; Pfeiffer, Paulyette ; phil winiecki ; Proctor, Dennis ; Reed, Helen ; Sargent, Karen ; Steinback, Fred ; Suzanne ; Winiecki, Tim Sent: Thursday, May 17, 2001 9:56 AM Subject: Imponderables Imponderables 1) If you take an Oriental person and spin them around several times, do they become disOriented? 2) If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 3) Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? 4) Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults seem to enjoy adultery? 5) If a pig loses it's voice, does it become disgruntled? 6) If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 7) When someone says to you, "A penny for you thoughts!", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? 8) Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 9) Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. 10) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? 11) Why is a person who plays a piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? 12) Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? 13) Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? 14) Why is the number 21 pronounced twenty one and 11 is not onety one? 15) "I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do." is the longest sentence? 16) If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it make sense that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? 17) If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 18) Do Lipton tea employees take coffee breaks? 19) What color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? 20) I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me..........They're cramming for their final exam! 21) I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little forks and spoons, so I wondered what Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? 22) Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail? 23) If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? 24) You never really learn to swear until you learn how to drive. 25) No one ever says, "It's only a game!", when their team is winning. 26) Do you ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? 27) Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts! 28) If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? 29) Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?