Message-ID: <1878808.1075840024376.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 5 Feb 2002 16:10:27 -0800 (PST) From: diana.scholtes@enron.com To: sean.crandall@enron.com Subject: FW: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable X-From: Scholtes, Diana X-To: Crandall, Sean X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \ExMerge - Scholtes, Diana\Sent Items X-Origin: SCHOLTES-D X-FileName: i think this is some kind of hint. please help =20 -----Original Message----- From: William Scholtes [mailto:premierpumpcompany@attbi.com] Sent: Tuesday, February 05, 2002 11:50 AM To: Scholtes, Diana Subject:=20 Most men will never quite figure out why the sexual urges of men & women di= ffer so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. An= d, I never have figured out why men think with their head and women with th= eir heart. And, I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene ge= ts thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do". One even= ing last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion start= s to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want y= ou to hold me." I said, "WHAT??" So she says the words that I and every hus= band on the planet dreads. She explains that I must not be in tune with her= emotional needs as a Woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I fin= ally realize that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went to bed. = The very next day the we went shopping at a big unnamed department store...= I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She could= n't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She = then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which I say = OK. And then we go to the Jewelry Dept. where she gets a set of diamond ear= rings. Let me tell you ...she was so excited. She must have thought that I = was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she= was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't ev= en play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was = OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have se= en her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register.= " I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey. I don't fee= l like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face ... it wen= t completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD th= is stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going t= o kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a M= an." I figure that I should be having sex again sometime during the spring = thaw.