Message-ID: <21800921.1075846761000.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 06:24:00 -0700 (PDT) From: ted.noble@enron.com To: susan.scott@enron.com Subject: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Ted Noble X-To: Susan M Scott X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Susan_Scott_Dec2000_June2001_2\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: SCOTT-S X-FileName: sscott5.nsf Hey, Well, I figured you could use a joke after dealing with your trader (read below). Hopefully, his positions are doing better today than yesterday so your life is a tad more pleasant. The movie is playing a regular intervals (7:30, 8 & 9) so that should give us some flexibility in getting some food and then seeing the movie. I'll talk to you later about the details. Ted By the way, when you have some free time check-out (this goes with the whole boots, blue jeans, white T-shirts theme). You have to love free time in Enron Net Works. http://www.mikethehatter.com/ladieshats.htm ---------------------- Forwarded by Ted Noble/HOU/ECT on 07/11/2000 02:02 PM --------------------------- "Darren Maloney" on 07/11/2000 08:43:18 AM To: ted.noble@enron.com cc: Subject: Fwd: Joke: Good ole Bill >From: "Gary Wong" >Subject: Joke: Good ole Bill >Date: Fri, 7 Jul 2000 22:06:48 -0400 > > > Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that >she's pregnant. She is furious. Here she is about to run for Senator of New >York and this has happened to her. > >She calls the White House, gets Bill on the phone, and immediately starts >screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on >right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you???!!! I can't believe >this! I just found out that I am five weeks pregnant and it's all your >fault!! YOUR FAULT!! Well, what do you have to say???" > >There is nothing but dead silence on the other end of the phone. > >She screams again, "DID YOU HEAR ME?" > >Finally, Bill says, in a very, very low whisper, "Who is this?" > ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com