Message-ID: <18556061.1075861113824.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 10 Jan 2002 08:00:58 -0800 (PST) From: sarahreneehughes@hotmail.com Subject: Fwd: Healthy Level of Insanity Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Sarah Hughes" @ENRON X-To: Amylaneeking@aol.com, asharbino@yahoo.com, bjhoneyman@hotmail.com, gibby8@hotmail.com, cherylbecker@hotmail.com, chuerta777@hotmail.com, shugg49@hotmail.com, hellcat@sbcglobal.net, jwobbaker@hotmail.com, jkbowles@hotmail.com, jjfathand@hotmail.com, jodikayjackson@hotmail.com, john@facsnet.org, john_e_boy22@yahoo.com, KIMBO2710@aol.com, Krissy_Leah@hotmail.com, lpinner1@aol.com, mark@markross.net, melissaprihoda@hotmail.com, mhughes2000@netzero.net, mailtomichaelh@yahoo.com, mikedimaggio@worldnet.att.net, lifeslittle23051@aol.com, treyrea@hotmail.com, rebswirl@hotmail.com, Scott, Susan M. , kruegertyler@hotmail.com, zhdoss@hotmail.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Susan_Scott_Mar2002\Scott, Susan M.\Deleted Items X-Origin: Scott-S X-FileName: sscott5 (Non-Privileged).pst >From: "Kate Neary" >To: "Brandi McClellan" , "Camisha Jackson" >, "Celeste" , "Fidelia" >, "Kathy Lewis" , >aneary78@yahoo.com, cmeek@villarealassociates.com, >jwilliams@hollandhall.org, xena_150@hotmail.com, kcjones@rnchq.org, >lashlock@malcolmlaw.com, mfleeger@sourcepub.com, >sarahreneehughes@hotmail.com, lucy.richards@southtrust.com, >lrod490906@aol.com, william_jennings@dell.com, sarah.trujillo@chmcc.org, > mstahlba@yahoo.com >Subject: Healthy Level of Insanity >Date: Thu, 10 Jan 2002 08:51:58 -0600 > >This cracks me up everytime I read it! Good way to start the day! > >How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity >1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a >hair > >dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. > >2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. > >3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with >that. > >4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in" > >5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over >their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. > >6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors". > >7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." > >8. Dont use any punctuation marks > >9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. > >10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. > >11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". > >12. Sing along at the opera. > >13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. > >14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle >sounds all day. > >15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party >because you're not in the mood. > >16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim. > >17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time >this week!!!!!" > >18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling >"run for your lives, they're loose!!" > >19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to >have to let one of you go." > >And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....... > >20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it >to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this. _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com