Message-ID: <14862014.1075858929465.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 4 Jun 2001 09:51:24 -0700 (PDT) From: dutch.quigley@enron.com To: m..scott@enron.com Subject: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Quigley, Dutch X-To: Scott, Susan M. X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \SSCOTT5 (Non-Privileged)\Scott, Susan M.\Inbox X-Origin: Scott-S X-FileName: SSCOTT5 (Non-Privileged).pst Two statues in a city park, one female and one male, had faced each other for many years. One morning, an angel appeared and told the statues, "Since you have both brought enjoyment to many people for years, I'm giving you your greatest wish and bringing you to life for 30 minutes. In that time you may do whatever you like." And the statues came to life. Smiling at each other, they ran toward a stand of trees and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled as she listened to them giggling and rustling in the grass. After 15 minutes, the statues emerged from the bushes, smiling and happy. The angel was puzzled. "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" "Oh, yes!" the female statue said. "But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL poop on its head!"