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She lowered >altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, > "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an >hour ago, but I don't know where I am." > >The man consulted his GPS and replied, "You're are in a hot air >balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet >above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and >100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude." > >"You must be a Republican," said the balloonist. > >"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" > >"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is >technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your >information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been >much help so far." > >The man responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied the >balloonist, "but how did you know?" > >"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are >going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot >air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you >expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the >same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my >fault !!" > From: To: , Subject: Fwd: Difference Between A Republican & A Democrat Date: Mon, 24 Sep 2001 19:34:12 -0500 Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_001B_01C15658.33473520" X-Mailer: AOL 4.0 for Windows 95 sub 124 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4133.2400 From: To: Subject: Fwd: Difference Between A Republican & A Democrat Date: Sun, 23 Sep 2001 22:07:14 -0500 Message-ID: <103.982b367.28dffd62@aol.com> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0017_01C15658.33473520" X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 138 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4133.2400 From: "jill barlow" To: , , , , , , , , , , , , Subject: Fwd: Difference Between A Republican & A Democrat Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2001 11:33:08 -0500 Message-ID: <20010910163308.1210.qmail@web11203.mail.yahoo.com> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0013_01C15658.333E0D60" X-Mailer: Unknown (No Version) X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4133.2400 Note: forwarded message attached. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger http://im.yahoo.com Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit From: "Kristina Ruiz" To: , , Subject: Fwd: Difference Between A Republican & A Democrat Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2001 11:28:26 -0500 Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook IMO, Build 9.0.2416 (9.0.2910.0) X-Apparently-To: oldspice_1899@yahoo.com via web11207; 10 Sep 2001 09:28:26 -0700 (PDT) X-Track: 1: 40 X-Originating-IP: [159.238.6.56] X-OriginalArrivalTime: 10 Sep 2001 16:28:26.0463 (UTC) FILETIME=[9E1ED6F0:01C13A15] X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4133.2400 >Difference Between A Republican & A Democrat: > >A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered >altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, > "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an >hour ago, but I don't know where I am." > >The man consulted his GPS and replied, "You're are in a hot air >balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet >above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and >100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude." > >"You must be a Republican," said the balloonist. > >"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" > >"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is >technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your >information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been >much help so far." > >The man responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied the >balloonist, "but how did you know?" > >"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are >going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot >air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you >expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the >same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my >fault !!" > >__________________________________________________ >Do You Yahoo!? >Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger >http://im.yahoo.com _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp