Message-ID: <13455996.1075858925592.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2001 15:11:34 -0700 (PDT) From: m..scott@enron.com To: susan_m_scott@hotmail.com Subject: FW: words on A&M...... Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Scott, Susan M. X-To: 'susan_m_scott@hotmail.com' X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \SSCOTT5 (Non-Privileged)\Scott, Susan M.\Sent Items X-Origin: Scott-S X-FileName: SSCOTT5 (Non-Privileged).pst -----Original Message----- From: "Travis Kelley" @ENRON [mailto:IMCEANOTES-+22Travis+20Kelley+22+20+3Ctkelley5+40austin+2Err+2Ecom+3E+40ENRON@ENRON.com] Sent: Monday, September 10, 2001 4:35 PM To: Scott, Susan M. Subject: Fw: words on A&M...... Sue- Have you seen this? Thought you might get a kick out of it! Kathy ----- Original Message ----- From: "theparks" To: "travis" ; "the fells" ; "maryc" ; "kathy" Sent: Monday, September 10, 2001 3:32 PM Subject: FW: words on A&M...... > This is funny if you have time to read it! > > -----Original Message----- > From: daniel gustafson [mailto:dgustafson@anational.com] > Sent: Monday, September 10, 2001 1:25 PM > To: theparks@ev1.net; britking@yahoo.com; jharvey@jw.com; > mahemail@yahoo.com; tahoeparks@sierra.net; robertgeller@compuserve.com; > Ted_Kennedy@agfg.com; Tionewton@aol.com; TippettsD@WEMED.COM; > todd.dunn@tartantextile.com; tspencer@mlrpc.com; > Steven.K.McCann@ENRON.com; RSkloss@brobeck.com; dsglenn@swbell.net; > duncan.rhodes@elpaso.com; rickflume@hotmail.com; pedrozv@aol.com; > johnh6565@aol.com; dbryan1@elp.rr.com > Subject: Fwd: words on A&M...... > > > > >From: Tionewton@aol.com > >Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2001 11:31:55 EDT > >Subject: Fwd: words on A&M...... > >To: dgustafson@anational.com > >X-Mailer: AOL 6.0 for Windows US sub 10539 > > > > > >Return-path: > >From: TEXASKEW@aol.com > >Full-name: TEXASKEW > >Message-ID: <9f.1afa39a8.28ce2e48@aol.com> > >Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2001 10:55:04 EDT > >Subject: Fwd: words on A&M...... > >To: Tionewton@aol.com > >MIME-Version: 1.0 > >Content-Type: multipart/mixed; > boundary="part2_c4.1a7b2bc0.28ce2e48_boundary" > >X-Mailer: AOL 6.0 for Windows US sub 10535 > > > > > >Return-Path: > >Received: from rly-yh01.mx.aol.com (rly-yh01.mail.aol.com > >[172.18.147.33]) by air-yh05.mail.aol.com (v80.17) with ESMTP id > >MAILINYH56-0910104757; Mon, 10 Sep 2001 10:47:57 -0400 > >Received: from emappx12.net.tid.chase.com ([170.148.48.205]) by > >rly-yh01.mx.aol.com (v80.17) with ESMTP id MAILRELAYINYH12-0910104725; > >Mon, 10 Sep 2001 10:47:25 -0400 > >Received: from EMAMPE13.notes.chase.com (unverified) by > >emappx12.net.tid.chase.com > > (Content Technologies SMTPRS 4.1.5) with ESMTP id > > ; > > Mon, 10 Sep 2001 10:45:31 -0400 > >Subject: Fwd: words on A&M...... > >To: WILLIAM.AHERON@chase.com, "Dennis, Matt W" , > > Luis Garcia , > > Frank Hall , DAVID.KEY@chase.com, > > warren knight , Luis.Ricardo.Leon@chase.com, > > edward lindsay , > Carlos.Sole@enron.com, > > TEXASKEW@aol.com > >Cc: ckk@texas.net > >From: Claude.Koontz@chase.com > >Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2001 09:41:04 -0500 > >Message-ID: > >X-MIMETrack: Serialize by Router on EMAMPE13/CHASE(Release 5.0.7 |March > >21, 2001) at 09/10/2001 > > 10:39:48 AM > >MIME-Version: 1.0 > >Content-type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii > >X-Mailer: Unknown (No Version) > > > > > > > >Fox Sports Show Host Jim Rome's Opinions on Texas A&M: > > > >1) They won't shut up. They have to go on about spirit, and old > >army, and red ass, and how bonfire represents the burning sensation > >they have in their urine to beat UT, and blah blah blah. Shut up. > >You start to get the feeling the entire school was built to spite > >UT. > > > > > >2) Forget the fact that when the Texas Legislature back in the > >1870's passed legislation to start a state university they also > >decided to have a subsidiary branch of the main school (University > >of Texas) that would teach agriculture and mechanics. Aggies love to > >say their school is older, from where they get that I don't > >now......the fact is, the State intended A&M to be a branch of UT. > >They are like the afterbirth from the original creation. Like Danny > >Devito in "Twins". > > > > > >3) So they apparently have this complex, so much so, that they must > >devote their entire school to trying to prove to UT that they are > >just as good. All the while, nobody at UT denies that A&M is a good > >school, yet they won't shut up. So they write a fight > >song......about?....Texas, and how they want to beat them. They have > >a Fish Camp for freshman where they tell them how bad Texas is and > >how good A&M and all its traditions are. It is the world's largest > >known case of penis envy, and it is manifested in everything A&M > >does. > > > > > >4) The people at A&M. Now we all have friends who went to A&M or are > >at A&M. There are some nice people there. However...there is the > >Corp. East Texas' answer to dreams of ROTC kids everywhere. For > >every boy scout who never learned to stop playing with his GI Joe > >Toys, there is the Corp. > > > >Now, forget the fact that A&M will actually let people with sub-par > >grades enroll if they agree to join the Corp. Forget the fact that > >the Corps looked like a Gestapo hate rally while beating down > >students on Kyle Field in 1995. Forget the fact that along with the > >numerous hazing charges that have been filed against them, and swept > >under the rug over the years, they just this past month have had one > >Corps member bring charges against another Corps member who > >apparently had been propositioning others for a little actual > >sodomy. Not only could I go on with more instances of idiocracy by > >these Khaki-clad-shaven-headed-dorks, I am sure each of you have > >your own stories. > > > >The point is: We all respect West Point, Annapolis, The Air Force > >Academy; however, nobody respects the Corp. I imagine they are kind > >of the laughing stock of the military world. Just because you dress > >like the Army, and try and act like the Army, does not make you the > >Army. People at A&M don't even respect these clowns. It is not cool > >to shave your head and dress up. > > > >Halloween is only supposed to be one day of the year. If you want to > >carry guns and beat up civilians, move to Israel. > > > > > >5) It is even less cool to slobber on somebody's daughter on > >national television and call it a tradition. Dry humping 18 year old > >girls in the stands at football games is not cool. Not only is it > >not cool, it should be against the law. I know that in College > >Station, students are just prone to mount each other on the campus > >lawn, or in the middle of class, or anytime anything good happens > >you can just grab the girl sitting next to you and start sucking on > >her face. But everywhere else in the world, it is looked down upon. > >Especially if you are doing it on my TV. That is why we have moved > >the game from Thanksgiving. Because people across the nation were > >gagging on their turkey when in the middle of watching a football > >game, some boy scout is tongue thrashing some overweight co-ed > >during somebody's Thanksgiving dinner. > > > >We do not need to see burly women engaged in a suckfest every time > >your woeful offense manages to put points on the board. Some of > >these girls are in desperate need of a trip to the Clinique counter. > >Screw that, forget make-up, it is too late for that, just give them > >a veil. > > > > > >6) "t.u." is not funny. It is NOT insulting. It is dumb. Just > >imagine if folks from Texas kept talking about M&A and giggling. > >That would not be funny. In fact, it would be retarded. That's why > >UT fans don't do it. Please learn. > > > > > >7) You want to lose the image of country bumpkins, of a people fond > >of sheep, of people that aren't stupid? Then quit building things > >that fall down.Quit chasing cheerleaders around with swords on > >national TV. Quit whooping in church. Quit whooping period. Quit > >putting up scoreboards for the enjoyment of dead mammals. Quit > >spending your Friday nights practicing how to yell. Quit telling > >rape jokes to reporters when you're running for Governor. When you > >are filling out season ticket renewals, and the form asks for your > >phone #, H & W, quit putting 258-3999, Height 6'3", Weight 185. > >Just, collectively, stop making asses of yourselves. Go to East > >Texas, tour every small town, and ask every red neck with a 5th > >grade education why they cheer for A&M and wear maroon. That is your > >fan base. This is why you are perceived by the educated masses as > >stupid. > > > > > >8) Nobody cares if you think your band is better. They might be > >louder, they might march in neat little zig zags, but they have no > >musical ability. The point is, nobody cares who wins halftime. Quit > >getting geeked up about marching bands. I find it hard to believe > >you stood through your high school band's entire halftime > >performance. And why? Cause nobody cared then and nobody cares now. > >Plus, you can hear them fine sitting down even if you do care. Why > >is it cool all of a sudden now that you're in college? > > > > > >9) Men should never let out high pitched whooping sounds. Perhaps > >the only justifiable situation in which this can be tolerated is > >perhaps during an anal probe. Oh wait...I understand now. > > > > > >10) Dogs are not ladies. They don't look or smell like ladies. Dogs > >eat their own feces and should be treated accordingly. > > > > > >11) Finally, College Station is an arm-pit of a town. Quit > >pretending that it is a great college town. It is a town and there > >is a college there. That should be the end of this comparison. If > >you feel that life doesn't get any better than the Dixie Chicken, > >and enjoy being stuck in a never ending "Dukes of Hazard" episode, > >then move there. > > > >More importantly, don't move to Austin.....they are trying to > >create an educated, technological, and open minded population base. > >Austin is, and will continue to be, the birthplace and final resting > >place of all that is cool. As my friend Stephen Johnson once said: > >"If the world were ever to get an enema, College Station is where > >you would connect the hose." > > > >If you go to school at A&M, please don't be an Aggie. > > > >God Bless the Great State of Texas. > > > > > > > >_________________________________________________________________ > >Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp > > > > > > > >Do You Yahoo!? > >Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! > >Messenger. > >