Message-ID: <25384783.1075855440856.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 07:25:51 -0800 (PST) From: walt.serrano@enron.com To: theresa.staab@enron.com, e-mail <.adele@enron.com>, e-mail <.becky@enron.com>, e-mail <.don@enron.com>, e-mail <.duke@enron.com>, e-mail <.floyd@enron.com>, e-mail <.jeff@enron.com>, e-mail <.joe@enron.com>, e-mail <.karl@enron.com>, e-mail <.lee@enron.com>, e-mail <.tina@enron.com>, e-mail <.tony@enron.com>, e-mail <.vickie@enron.com> Subject: FW: FW: FW: thoughts Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Serrano, Walt X-To: Staab, Theresa , Adele Zuroff (E-mail) , Becky Wells (E-mail) , Don Krattenmaker (E-mail) , Duke Stinnett (E-mail) , Floyd Trujillo (E-mail) , Jeff DeBruyn (E-mail) , Joe Graves (E-mail) , Karl Durant (E-mail) , Lee Askim (E-mail) , Tina Serrano (E-mail) , Tony Romo (E-mail) , Vickie Stringham (E-mail) X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Theresa_Staab_Jan2002_1\Staab, Theresa\Deleted Items X-Origin: Staab-T X-FileName: tstaab (Non-Privileged).pst The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. I live in my own little world. But it's OK ... they know me here. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "GUESS" on it. I said, "Implants?" I don't do drugs any more 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast. Sign in Chinese pet store: "Buy one dog, get one flea." I got a sweater for Christmas . . . I wanted a screamer or a moaner. I don't approve of political jokes . . . I've seen too many of them get elected. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley. I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she's been giving me lately! Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway? Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative. When next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!" Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave a footprint on your heart _________________________________________________________________ > Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com >