Message-ID: <14732053.1075852781766.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 17 Oct 2001 11:58:41 -0700 (PDT) From: heather.kroll@enron.com To: e-mail <.chris@enron.com>, e-mail <.jim@enron.com>, joe.stepenovitch@enron.com, kay.mann@enron.com, e-mail <.leigh@enron.com>, e-mail <.roger@enron.com>, e-mail <.tim@enron.com> Subject: FW: Priceless Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Kroll, Heather X-To: Chris Murphy (E-mail) , Jim King (E-mail) , Stepenovitch, Joe , Mann, Kay , Leigh Pohlmeier Williams (E-mail) , Roger Williams (E-mail) , Tim Angle (E-mail) X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \JSTEPENO (Non-Privileged)\Deleted Items X-Origin: Stepenovitch-J X-FileName: JSTEPENO (Non-Privileged).pst -----Original Message----- From: Fairley, David Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2001 1:52 PM To: Piazze, Tara; Acevedo, Rudy; Braddock, Billy; Day, Amanda; Emmons, Suzette; Jafry, Rahil; Kroll, Heather; Marshall, Howard; Rorschach, Reagan Subject: RE: Priceless I could actually see GW doing this!! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Mullah Mohammed Hasan Akhund, the deputy Taliban leader, and George W. > Bush agree to meet in Kabul for the first round of talks in a new > anti-terrorism process. > > When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Akhund's > chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Akhund presses the > first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches > Bush in the face. > > Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Akhund laughs. A few minutes later the > > second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in > > the shin. Again Akhund laughs, and again George carries on talking, not > wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. > > But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks > Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough. > > "I'm headin' back home!" he calmly tells the Afghan. "We'll finish these > talks in Washington in two weeks!" > > A fortnight passes and Akhund flies to the United States for talks. > > As the two men sit down, Akhund notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm > and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation. > > They begin talking and George presses the first button. Akhund ducks, but > nothing happens. George snickers but they continue talking. A few minutes > later he presses the second button. Akhund jumps up, but again nothing > happens. Bush roars with laughter. They continue the talks but when the > third button is pressed, Akhund jumps up again, but again nothing happens. > > President Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. > > "Forget this," says Akhund. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!" > > And George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan??" > > -----Original Message----- From: Piazze, Tara Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2001 1:38 PM To: Acevedo, Rudy; Braddock, Billy; Day, Amanda; Emmons, Suzette; Fairley, David; Jafry, Rahil; Kroll, Heather; Marshall, Howard; Piazze, Tara; Rorschach, Reagan Subject: FW: Priceless This made me laugh out loud. -----Original Message----- From: Weatherwax, Michael [mailto:michael.weatherwax@mustangeng.com] Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2001 1:13 PM To: Cook, Chuck; Stevens, Jim Cc: Piazze, Tara Subject: FW: Priceless -----Original Message----- From: Ron.Savage@fritolay.com [mailto:Ron.Savage@fritolay.com] Sent: Thursday, October 11, 2001 5:30 AM To: ltbutton@cybertrails.com Cc: Dakotasoo@aol.com; Brad Sanders; Dan Hunter; Dan Petersen; Don Borg; Jim Mullins; Ken Ribelin; CN=Ken/O=Donna Pitzlin; Larry Adams; Linda Weatherwax; Lyle T. Button; Manny Bercovich; Marty Holmes; CN=Mike/O=Sue Elson; RUSS CRUM; Scott Paulsen; Steve Sutherland; Tom Glass; Tom Wagner; Tracy Castell Subject: Priceless Something to cheer you up, lol. (See attached file: PRICELESS.JPG)