Message-ID: <11648895.1075841874716.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 1 Nov 2000 00:14:00 -0800 (PST) From: jeffrey.oh@enron.com To: kourtney.nelson@enron.com, kate.symes@enron.com, tracy.ngo@enron.com, susan.rance@enron.com Subject: Fwd: More words of wisdom... Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Jeffrey Oh X-To: Kourtney Nelson, Kate Symes, Tracy Ngo, Susan Rance X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \kate symes 6-27-02\Notes Folders\Rainy day X-Origin: SYMES-K X-FileName: kate symes 6-27-02.nsf > >>This is to voice the rights of ALL the women in > the world. > >> > >>GIRL POWER!!! > >>Men are scum! Women are future rulers of the > world! > >>allen > >> > >> > >> > >>>> A WOMEN'S PLACE IS > >>>> IN THE HOUSE- > >>>> AND IN THE SENATE. > >>>> > >>>> MEN ARE LIKE > >>>> TOILETS-EITHER OCCUPIED OR FULL OF SHIT. > >>>> > >>>> MENopause > >>>> MENtal anxiety > >>>> MENstrual cramps > >>>> MENtal breakdown... > >>>> > >>>> Ever notice how all our problems begin with > MEN? > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> SURE, GOD MADE MEN BEFORE WOMEN, BUT EVERYONE > HAS TO MAKE A ROUGH > >>>> DRAFT > >>>> BEFORE A FINAL COPY! > >>>> > >>>> GOD MADE RIVERS, > >>>> GOD MADE LAKES, > >>>> GOD MADE MEN, > >>>> WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES!!! > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK AS BUSY AS A MAN-I DID > IT RIGHT THE FIRST > >>>> TIME! > >>>> > >>>> MEN HAVE THE POWER TO DESTROY THE EARTH, BUT > >>>> WOMEN HAVE THE WISDOM > >>>> TO SAVE IT! > >>>> > >>>> IF WOMEN HAVE 2 X > >>>> CHROMOSOMES AND MEN ONLY HAVE ONE, THEN THAT > MEANS > >>>> WOMEN ARE 100% > >>>> WOMEN AND MEN ARE 50% WOMEN. > >>>> > >>>> I WISH MY MOM WOULD HAVE TOLD > >>>> ME THE SAME THING ABOUT GUYS AS SHE > >>>> SAID TO ME ABOUT HORROR MOVIES > >>>> WHEN I WAS FIVE-DON'T WORRY HONEY-IT'S > >>>> ALL FAKE! > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> NEVER CRY OVER A GUY! > >>>> > >>>> BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN IS A GREATER WOMAN. > >>>> > >>>> YOU HAVE TO KISS A LOT OF FROGS BEFORE YOU > KISS A PRINCE. > >>>> > >>>> WHEN GOD MADE MEN, SHE WAS ONLY KIDDING! > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> GOD CREATED DINOSAURS, > >>>> GOD DESTROYED DINOSAURS. > >>>> GOD CREATED MAN, > >>>> MAN DESTROYS GOD.. > >>>> MAN CREATES > >>>> DINOSAURS, > >>>> DINOSAURS DESTROY MAN... > >>>> WOMEN INHERIT THE EARTH! > >>>> > >>>> SEND THIS TO EVERY GIRL YOU KNOW TO SPREAD > THE > >>>> MESSAGE > >> > >>Yeah! Send this message!! Go Girls!!