Message-ID: <15018131.1075861977388.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 26 Nov 2001 15:01:37 -0800 (PST) From: robert.mcgrory@enron.com To: legal <.taylor@enron.com> Subject: FW: A good lawyer story Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: McGrory, Robert X-To: Taylor, Mark E (Legal) X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \MTAYLO1 (Non-Privileged)\Taylor, Mark E (Legal)\Deleted Items X-Origin: Taylor-M X-FileName: MTAYLO1 (Non-Privileged).pst This is allegedly a true story.... > > >> To the letter of the Law !! > > >> > > >> > > >> >Subject: A good lawyer story for all you cigar smokers > > >> >A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive > > >> >cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within > > >> >a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars > > >> >andwithout > > >> >yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the > > >> >lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, > > >> >the lawyer stated the cigars > > >> >were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company > > >> >refused to > > >> >pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the > > >> >cigars in the normal fashion. > > >> >The lawyer sued....and won! In delivering the ruling the judge > > >> >agreed > > >> >with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge > > >> >stated > > >> >nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in > > >> >which it > > >> >had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also > > >> >guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without > > >> >defining what is considered to be > > >> >"unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. > > >> >Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the > > >> >insurance > > >> >company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for > > >> >his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires." > > >> >NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the > > >> >insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With > > >> >his own > > >> >insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used > > >> >against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally > > >> >burning his insured > > >> >property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 > > >> >fine. > > >> >This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent > > >> >Criminal Lawyers Award Contest. > > >> > > > >> > > > >>