Message-ID: <12458032.1075860068444.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2000 08:10:00 -0800 (PST) From: mark.taylor@enron.com To: timothy.taylor@apg.amedd.army.mil Subject: One-liners Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Mark Taylor X-To: Taylor Timothy G X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Mark_Taylor _Dec_2000\Notes Folders\Sent X-Origin: Taylor-M X-FileName: mtaylor.nsf Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines I'm terribly concerned about my memory, but for the life of me I can't remember why The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met I intend to live forever - so far, so good If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of Televangelists: The professional wrestlers of religion When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder We all have a photographic memory. Some of us have just run out of film OK, so what's the speed of dark? Black holes are where God divided by zero