Message-ID: <19917288.1075852857308.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 5 Apr 2001 20:05:00 -0700 (PDT) From: kim.ward@enron.com To: turktalk@aol.com, wenderachels@aol.com, pugezmum@aol.com, suzanne.vann@enron.com, cathy_pocock@apsc.com, mreese@cmshq.com, jslone@enron.com, acsutton2@aol.com, cindytarsi@aol.com, tti@rcnchicago.com, yonnie.waller@kraft.com, msueward@worldnet.att.net Subject: Fwd: GRITS Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Kim Ward X-To: turktalk , wenderachels , pugezmum , Suzanne Vann , cathy_pocock , mreese , jslone , ACSUTTON2@aol.com ACSUTTON2 , cindytarsi@aol.com cindytarsi , tti , yonnie.waller , msueward@worldnet.att.net msueward X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \KWARD (Non-Privileged)\Ward, Kim S (Houston)\'Sent Mail X-Origin: Ward-K X-FileName: KWARD (Non-Privileged).pst Some of these are pretty funny - ---------------------- Forwarded by Kim Ward/HOU/ECT on 04/05/2001 05:46 PM --------------------------- Enron North America Corp. From: Edith Cross 04/05/2001 02:44 PM To: andrea.dahlke@enron.com, ELMohle@heart.org, nljagnea@TexasChildrensHospital.org, Acrow@heart.org, 044LR115@fortbend.k12.tx.us, Kim Ward/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: Fwd: GRITS This is rather entertaining. There are a few that apply... ---------------------- Forwarded by Edith Cross/HOU/ECT on 04/05/2001 04:43 PM --------------------------- "Jennifer Cross" on 04/05/2001 08:51:41 AM To: LittleAngel20@msn.com, anitajsauer@hotmail.com, charisboone@hotmail.com, foailtighearna@hotmail.com, misu140@yahoo.com, ddd22@email.byu.edu, Edith.Cross@enron.com, pyxygrrrl@aol.com, Erin.Willis@enron.com, egele02@hotmail.com, jarquig@basil.stthom.edu, Cloudy98@aol.com, jlbrooks@TexasChildrensHospital.org, js298@msn.com cc: zeus7829@hotmail.com, quetzalcoatl42@hotmail.com, kimberlykcross@hotmail.com, malamuskie@aol.com, merbecca@hotmail.com, saroochi@hotmail.com, dogbert6zinc@hotmail.com Subject: Fwd: GRITS Howdy, ladies. Thought y'all might like this one. Not all true, but funny enough. ~Jenni _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com > You know GRITS....GIRLS RAISED IN THE SOUTH!!!!!! > > Southern girls know bad manners when they see them: > Drinking straight out of a can > Not sending thank you notes > Velvet after February > White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day > > > Southern girls know the three types of school > Ballroom, > Ballet, > Charm. > > > Southern girls appreciate their natural assets: > Dewy skin > A winning smile > That unforgettable Southern drawl > > > Southern girls know their manners: > "Yes, ma'am" > "Yes, sir" > "Why, no, Billy!" > > > Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions: > "Y'all come back!" > "Well, bless your heart." > "Drop by when you can." > "How's your mother?" > "Love your hair." > > > Southern girls don't sweat.... They glisten > > > Southern girls know their summer weather report: > Humidity > Humidity > Humidity > > > Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed > > > Southern girls know their three R's: > Rich > Richer > Richest > > > Southern girls know their vacation spots: > The Beach > The Beach > The Beach > > Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August: > Summer tans > Wide brimmed hats > Strapless sun dresses > > Southern girls know everybody's first name: > Honey > Darlin' > Sugah > > > Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts: > Gone With the Wind > Fried Green Tomatoes > Driving Miss Daisy > Steel Magnolias > > > Southern girls know their religions: > Baptist > Methodist > Football > > Southern girls know the seasons: > Recruiting > Spring Training > Practice > Football > Needlework > > Southern girls know their country breakfasts: > Red-eye gravy > GRITS > Country ham > Mouth watering homemade biscuits > > > Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm: > Atlanta > Richmond > Charleston > Savannah > New Orleans > Birmingham > > > Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen: > Men in uniform > Men in tuxedos > Rhett Butler, of course > Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl > > > > > Southern girls know their prime real estate: > The Mall > The Country Club > The Beauty Salon > > > Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt .... Slowly lower your > eyelashes > Listen carefully to everything he says > Speak r-e-a-l slow > Southern girls know the three deadly sins: Bad hair > Bad manners > Bad blind dates > > Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are forevah! > Now you run along Sugah, and send this to some other Girls Raised In The > South > > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com Yahoo! Groups Sponsor Click for DetailsClick for Details [IMAGE] To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: womenschorus-unsubscribe@egroups.com Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service .