Subject: Fwd: Proof
From: [email-masked]
Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2001 18:47:56 -0700 (PDT)

To: [email-masked], [email-masked],        [email-masked], "Dorman, Leslie" <[email-masked]>,        Matthew Denton <[email-masked]>, [email-masked],        [email-masked]
Subject: Proof
From: [email-masked]
Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2001 10:39:56 -0400

This one made me laugh!
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Beth Stern
People Relationship Management - Compensation
Cap Gemini Ernst &Young
phone: (212) 773-9145
e-mail:[email-masked]
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Friend,
When you are sad... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile...
I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared...
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried...
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to
quit whining.

When you are confused...
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick...
Stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you
have.

When you fall...
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're
my friend!

Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because
you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to
you
right now anyway.

AND REMEMBER, A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body.

Go Yankees!

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