Message-ID: <27079823.1075852862509.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2001 13:29:41 -0700 (PDT) From: susie_lejune@kindermorgan.com To: robinson'.'andre@enron.com, biehunko'.'barbara@enron.com, rooks'.'cindi@enron.com, brandon'.'cindy@enron.com, hood'.'greg@enron.com, kyresh'.'jerry@enron.com, north'.'joan@enron.com, s..olinger@enron.com, ward'.'kim@enron.com, reese'.'melissa@enron.com, eastridge'.'mike@enron.com, ashley'.'pat@enron.com, mcelroy-work'.'sally@enron.com, j..brewer@enron.com, guthrie'.'sondra@enron.com, green'.'vaundina@enron.com, ingram'.'wayne@enron.com Subject: FW: sign me up Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "LeJune, Susie" @ENRON X-To: 'Andre Robinson' , 'Barbara Biehunko' , 'Cindi Rooks' , 'Cindy Brandon' , 'Fred Jackson@Work' , 'Greg Hood' , 'Jerry Kyresh' , 'Joan North' , Olinger, Kimberly S. , 'Kim Ward' , 'Melissa Reese' , 'Mike Eastridge' , 'Pat Ashley' , 'Sally McElroy-Work' , Brewer, Stacey J. , 'Sondra Guthrie' , 'Vaundina W. Green' , 'Wayne Ingram' X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \KWARD (Non-Privileged)\Ward, Kim S (Houston)\Deleted Items X-Origin: Ward-K X-FileName: KWARD (Non-Privileged).pst This is great. Not a bad idea. -----Original Message----- From: Hosanna, Mickey Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2001 3:26 PM To: Burdick, Liz; LeJune, Susie; Hill, Susan; Hinkle, Jill Subject: FW: sign me up This is great! > Take all American women who are within five years of menopause - train > us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, > moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna - > drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan, and > let us do what comes naturally. > > Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff > like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make > even armed men in turbans tremble. > > We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die to protect them > and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't > left already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect of finding a > good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by > lightning. We have nothing to lose. > > We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet, > and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost a > pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of > Afghanistan with no food at all! > > We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars, hardware > stores, or sporting events...finding bin Laden in some cave will be no > problem. > > Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? Oh, > please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and > extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand > tribal warfare. > > Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is > for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources. > We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it ... with or > without the government's help! > > Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we > crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain. I'm > going to write my Congresswoman. You should, too! >