Message-ID: <28509182.1075855276398.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2001 07:25:40 -0800 (PST) From: houston <.ward@enron.com> To: suzanne.vann@enron.com, edith.cross@enron.com, e-mail <.angie@enron.com>, e-mail <.brad@enron.com>, e-mail <.chris@enron.com>, e-mail <.david@enron.com>, e-mail <.elizabeth@enron.com>, e-mail <.eric@enron.com>, e-mail <.harriet@enron.com>, e-mail <.john@enron.com>, e-mail <.linda@enron.com>, e-mail <.sally@enron.com>, e-mail <.shawn@enron.com>, e-mail <.wes@enron.com>, dave.fuller@enron.com, t..lucci@enron.com, gerald.nemec@enron.com, elliot.mainzer@enron.com Subject: FW: If Santa answered his mail honestly Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Ward, Kim S (Houston) X-To: Vann, Suzanne , Cross, Edith , Angie Conner (E-mail) , Brad Fagan (E-mail) , Chris Todd (E-mail) , David Hutchens (E-mail) , Elizabeth Jordan (E-mail) , Eric Strickland (E-mail) , Harriet Turk (E-mail) , John Schilke (E-mail) , Linda Ward Elam (E-mail) , Sally McElroy (E-mail) , Shawn McElmoyl (E-mail) , Wes Kersey (E-mail) , Fuller, Dave , Lucci, Paul T. , Nemec, Gerald , Mainzer, Elliot X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Kim_Ward_Jan2002_1\Ward, Kim S (Houston)\Sent Items X-Origin: Ward-K X-FileName: kward (Non-Privileged).pst -----Original Message----- From: Bronstein, Mara Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 8:47 AM To: Ward, Kim S (Houston) Subject: FW: If Santa answered his mail honestly -----Original Message----- From: Corbett Scott [mailto:ascott@tulane.edu] Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 10:43 PM To: Tracie Ashe; Tiffany Putman; Ricardo Romo-Leroux; Philip Arnold; Maya Goldberg; Mark Freeman; Lucia Windsor; Lane Williams; Krystal Putman; Kristen Gillis; Joel Roberts; Gaines Pittenger; Ellen Goldberg; Edna Echandi-Guzman; Deuce Greathouse; Cindy Tysdal; Catherine Turnipseed; Catherine Sonderman; Bronstein, Mara Subject: Fw: If Santa answered his mail honestly >If Santa answered his mail honestly... > > >Dear Santer I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer >Xmas. Iv >ben a gud boy all yeer. > >Yer Frend, BiLLy > > >Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a >career in >lawn care. How about I send you a fucking book so you >can learn to read >and write? I'm giving your older brother the space >ranger. At least HE >can spell! > >Santa > >-------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the >only >thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for >everybody! > >Love, Sarah > > >Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, >didn't >they? > >Santa > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- > ---------- > >Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for >Christmas, >I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. >Please see what you can do. > >Love,Teddy > >Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter >like a screen >door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that >up to come >back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? >It's time to >give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos >instead. > >Santa > >----------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Dear Santa, I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, >some >G.I.Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba. > >Love, Francis > >Dear Francis, Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? >I bet >you're gay. > >Santa > >-------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the >tree, >and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back >door. > >Love, Susan > >Dear Susan, Milk gives me the runs and carrots make >the deer >fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to >do me a favour? >Leave me a bottle of scotch. > >Santa > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > >Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the >year? Are >you busy making toys? > >Your friend, Thomas > >Dear Thomas, All the toys are made in China. I have a >condo in >Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget >porno films. >I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the >asses of cocktail >waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, >you wanted to >know. > >Santa > >-------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you >really >know when we're awake, like in the song? > >Love, Jessica > >Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible? Good luck >in >whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. > >Santa > >-------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. >Please >please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one? > >Timmy > >Timmy, That whiney begging shit may work with your >folks, but >that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a >sweater again. > >Santa > >-------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, >how do you >get into our home? > >Love, Marky > >Mark, First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why >you're >getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't >live in a >house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. >Third, I get inside your pad >just like all the burglars > > >__________________________________________________ >Do You Yahoo!? >Buy the perfect holiday gifts at Yahoo! Shopping. >http://shopping.yahoo.com >--=_38650742.1574189D-- > >