Message-ID: <21478644.1075842000577.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 31 Jan 2002 12:08:21 -0800 (PST) From: andrea.dahlke@enron.com To: tim.carter@enron.com, tom.chapman@enron.com, israel.estrada@enron.com, casey.evans@enron.com, paul.lewis@enron.com, w..white@enron.com Subject: Things You Won't See On Hallmark Cards Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Dahlke, Andrea X-To: Carter, Tim , Chapman, Tom , Estrada, Israel , Evans, Casey , Lewis, Jon Paul , White, Stacey W. X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \ExMerge - White, Stacey W.\Inbox X-Origin: WHITE-S X-FileName: stacy white 7-15-02.PST Things You Won't See On Hallmark Cards... OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me. OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas... INSIDE: I hope it's your sister. OUTSIDE: I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. INSIDE: After having met you, I've changed my mind. OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought religion into my life. INSIDE: I never believed in hell 'til I met you. OUTSIDE: Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... INSIDE: What the fuck was I thinking? OUTSIDE: I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well-respected. INSIDE: And while I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly. OUTSIDE: Sex with you is like using drugs: INSIDE: Lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it. OUTSIDE: When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. INSIDE: Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. OUTSIDE: The holidays are a great time to be with family. INSIDE: Of course, your family won't be with you, since I'm taking the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating bastard! OUTSIDE: I'm so miserable without you... INSIDE: It's almost like you're here. OUTSIDE: If you ever need a friend... INSIDE: Buy a dog. OUTSIDE: Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. INSIDE: Did you ever find out who the father was?