Message-ID: <8195664.1075858628451.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2001 15:10:45 -0700 (PDT) From: mark.whitt@enron.com To: christina_122367@hotmail.com Subject: FW: Things you'll never hear women say. Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Whitt, Mark X-To: 'christina_122367@hotmail.com' X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \MWHITT (Non-Privileged)\Sent Items X-Origin: Whitt-M X-FileName: MWHITT (Non-Privileged).pst -----Original Message----- From: Appling, Mike [mailto:mappling@chematch.com] Sent: Friday, August 17, 2001 2:45 PM To: Brett Treadwell (E-mail) ; David Elias (E-mail) ; David Zaozirny (E-mail) ; Dwayne Hyzak (E-mail) ; George Appling (E-mail) ; Jeff Thomas (E-mail) ; Jerry Jernigan (E-mail) ; Jes Morris (E-mail) ; John Carr (E-mail) ; Kelly Boston (E-mail) ; Kevin Baros (E-mail) ; Kregg Lunsford (E-mail) ; Mark Whitt (E-mail) ; Steven Jernigan (E-mail) ; Steven Wolf (E-mail) ; Wade Pursell (E-mail) ; Wade Sanders (E-mail) ; William evans (E-mail) Subject: FW: Things you'll never hear women say. -----Original Message----- From: Boase, Allan Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2001 8:54 AM To: Appling, Mike; Brown, Nancy; Exley, Melisa; Giraldo, Melissa; Josephs, Bob; Leahy, Steve; McAfee, Larry; Medeles, Ismael; Orjuela, Natalie; Peyton, Mickie; Snear, Clay; Venezia, Charles Subject: FW: Things you'll never hear women say. Things you'll never hear women say. > > > > > > 1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't > > > blame you for ignoring me. > > > > > > 2. The new woman in my office is a real beauty, and a > > > stripper too. I invited her over for dinner on Friday. > > > > > > 3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on > > > fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal > > > they'll still cover. > > > > > > 4. Bar food again!? Great! > > > > > > 5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. You know, > > > your ex-girlfriend has class. > > > > > > 6. That woman is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, > > > I'm gonna go talk to her. > > > > > > 7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, > > > then you don't have to mess with it anymore. > > > > > > 8. Honey, isn't tonight your night out with the boys? > > > You need your time with them. > > > > > > 9. It's only the third quarter, we should order a > > > couple more pitchers. > > > > > > 10. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order > > > another round for you and your friends. > > > > > > 11. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think > > > I'll ever change it again. > > > > > > 12. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and > > > beer. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly! > > > > > > 13. You are so much smarter than my father. > > > > > > 14. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? > > > > > > 15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the > > > house. > > > > > > 16. You're so sexy when you're hung over. > > > > > > 17. I love it when you change channels all the time. It > > > really helps me find out what else is on! > > > > > > 18. Let's subscribe to Hustler. > > > > > > 19. If you need me, I'll be out painting the house. > > > > > > 20. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had > > > more time to ride. > > > > > > 21. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing > > > again, come see! > > > > > > 22. No, no, I'll take both of our cars to have the oil changed. > > > > > > 23. Your mother is way better than mine.