Message-ID: <17756740.1075861994600.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 16 Nov 2001 08:19:04 -0800 (PST) From: mark.whitt@enron.com To: christina_122367@hotmail.com Subject: RE: Sample Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Whitt, Mark X-To: 'Christina R-C' X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \MWHITT (Non-Privileged)\Whitt, Mark\Sent Items X-Origin: Whitt-M X-FileName: MWHITT (Non-Privileged).pst that's great! -----Original Message----- From: Christina R-C [mailto:christina_122367@hotmail.com] Sent: Friday, November 16, 2001 9:15 AM To: upwindmark@aol.com; corinasanders@hotmail.com; gholcomb@prismretailservices.com; kwsargent1970@yahoo.com; laffsusq@aol.com; Larry@betterthanair.com; larrygraziani@starband.net; Whitt, Mark; www.floraldivide@qwest.net Cc: plucci@enron.com Subject: Fwd: Sample >From: Ron Forester >To: Jason Hellander , Aaron Sanchez >, Barbara Kennedy , >bob baker , Christina Rawlings-Curtis >, Danielle Wade >, Gil Hernandez , > joe hofmeister , joe kennedy >, kenneth brunel , Keith >Brunel , Kurt Ramsbacher , >NICOLE FORESTER HERNANDEZ >Subject: Sample >Date: Fri, 16 Nov 2001 09:07:57 -0700 > > >Subject: The Sample > > > > > >An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get > > > >a checkup and the doctor determined a semen > > > >sample was required. The doctor gave the man a jar > > > >and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a > > > >semen sample tomorrow. " > > > >The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the > > > >doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as > > > >clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor > > > >asked what happened and the man explained "Well, > > > >doc, it's like this, first tried with my right hand, > > > >but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still > > > >nothing. > > > >Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her > > > >right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried > > > >with her > > > >mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth > > > >out, and still nothing. We even called up Earleen, the > > > >lady > > > >next door and she tried too, first with both hands, > > > >then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between > > > >her knees, but still nothing." > > > >The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" > > > >The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried > > > >we still couldn't get that jar open!" > > > > > >Subject: The Sample > > > > > >An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get > > > >a checkup and the doctor determined a semen > > > >sample was required. The doctor gave the man a jar > > > >and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a > > > >semen sample tomorrow. " > > > >The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the > > > >doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as > > > >clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor > > > >asked what happened and the man explained "Well, > > > >doc, it's like this, first tried with my right hand, > > > >but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still > > > >nothing. > > > >Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her > > > >right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried > > > >with her > > > >mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth > > > >out, and still nothing. We even called up Earleen, the > > > >lady > > > >next door and she tried too, first with both hands, > > > >then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between > > > >her knees, but still nothing." > > > >The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" > > > >The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried > > > >we still couldn't get that jar open!" >Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii >Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > > > > > > > >Subject: The Sample > > > > > >An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get > > > >a checkup and the doctor determined a semen > > > >sample was required. The doctor gave the man a jar > > > >and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a > > > >semen sample tomorrow. " > > > >The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the > > > >doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as > > > >clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor > > > >asked what happened and the man explained "Well, > > > >doc, it's like this, first tried with my right hand, > > > >but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still > > > >nothing. > > > >Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her > > > >right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried > > > >with her > > > >mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth > > > >out, and still nothing. We even called up Earleen, the > > > >lady > > > >next door and she tried too, first with both hands, > > > >then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between > > > >her knees, but still nothing." > > > >The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" > > > >The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried > > > >we still couldn't get that jar open!" > _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp