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Date: Fri, 22 Jun 2001 14:23:24 -0700 (PDT)
From: beth.cherry@enform.com
To: jason.wolfe@enron.com, e-mail <.guidroz@enron.com>, 
	e-mail <.jondawonda@enron.com>, e-mail <.veronica@enron.com>
Subject: i am going to go vandalize some houses tonight and kill some peop
	le -- anyone else game? who's got my brass knuckles?
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> Ain't this the truth?! 
> 
> Prison vs. Work 
> 
> Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. 
> This should make things a bit more clear . . . 
> 
> 
> IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. 
> AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. 
> 
> IN PRISON... you get three meals a day. 
> AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. 
> 
> IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior. 
> AT WORK... you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. 
> 
> IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. 
> AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors 
> for 
> yourself. 
> 
> IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games. 
> AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games. 
> 
> IN PRISON... you get your own toilet. 
> AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. 
> 
> IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. 
> AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family. 
> 
> IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work 
> required. 
> AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they 
> deduct taxes from your salary to pay for 
> prisoners. 
> 
> IN PRISON... you spend most of your life looking through bars from 
> inside 
> wanting to get out. 
> AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside 
> bars. 
> 
> IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens. 
> AT WORK... they are called managers 
>