Message-ID: <10551470.1075851767887.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 30 Jan 2001 06:22:00 -0800 (PST) From: beth.cherry@enform.com To: chris.guidroz@ctp.com, jason.wolfe@enron.com Subject: Some Ting Wong Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Cherry, Beth" X-To: "Guidroz (E-mail)" , "Jason. Wolfe@enron. com (E-mail)" X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Jason_Wolfe_Nov2001\Notes Folders\Saved-01 X-Origin: WOLFE-J X-FileName: jwolfe.nsf > DONT COME LOOKING FOR ME IF YOU DONT LIKE MY JOKES! :) > > What's the best form of birth control after 50? > Nudity > How many women does it take to change a light bulb? > None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. > What do you call a smart blonde? > A golden retriever. > A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. > Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18. > Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? > Ask your mom. > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? > Because they have cotton balls. > What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts? > Her navel. > What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? > "Are you sure it's mine?" > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? > Everyone has the same DNA. > Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had a retarded baby? > They named him Sum Ting Wong. > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? > A speech impediment. > What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? > They're hiring. > Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? > He walks around saying "Yo." > What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? > A Pimp. > What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo? > A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front the cage, > along with a recipe. > What's the Cuban National Anthem? > Row row row your boat. > What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern > fairytale? > A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." > A Southern fairytale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit." > > > > > > > >